FaceJinx

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When a Facebook user says something fake about their future being awesome, like getting rich, finding love, or getting a promotion, then immediately crashes and burns so bad it looks like they got hit by a truck.
'I’m gonna be rich by next week!', then they got fired.
'Love is in the air!', then they got dumped by their ex and their dog.
'I’m gonna win the lottery!', then they lost their job and their phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone on Facebook posts something fake about their life being perfect, then the next day they’re crying in the corner because everything went wrong.
'I’m gonna be the best at everything!', then they failed a test and got a virus.
'My life is perfect!', then their dog ran away and their mom yelled at them.
'I’m gonna be famous!', then they got blocked by their crush.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone on Facebook acts like their life is great, but then they’re sobbing in the middle of the night because everything went to hell.
'I’m gonna be happy forever!', then they got a virus and got fired.
'My life is perfect!', then they got dumped and their dog ran away.
'I’m gonna be rich!', then they lost all their money and their phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a Facebook user acts like their life is awesome, but then they’re crying in the hallway because everything went wrong.
'I’m gonna be the best at everything!', then they failed a test and got a virus.
'I’m gonna be rich!', then they lost all their money and their dog ran away.
'I’m gonna be famous!', then they got blocked by their crush and got dumped.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone on Facebook says their life is perfect, but then they’re screaming in the shower because everything went to hell.
'My life is perfect!', then they got fired and got a virus.
'I’m gonna be rich!', then they lost all their money and got dumped.
'I’m gonna be famous!', then they got blocked by their crush and their dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a Facebook user acts like their life is amazing, but then they’re lying in bed crying because everything went to hell.
'I’m gonna be rich!', then they lost all their money and got dumped.
'My life is perfect!', then they got fired and got a virus.
'I’m gonna be famous!', then they got blocked by their crush and their dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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