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Hackin’ into somebodys Facebook and messin’ up their profile with stupid stuff that makes them look like a fool.

I changed my ex’s bio to say 'I still love him' and made his picture a cat wearing a crown.

I added my crush’s ex as a friend and made them comment 'still mad' on every post.

I posted a video of my dog pooping on my crush’s timeline.

Usin’ your friends’ Facebook stuff to plug your own dumb business, even if it makes them look bad.

My friend posted about how bad her hair was, so I used it to sell my fake hair extensions.

I replied to my cousin’s rant about work with a ad for my new side hustle.

I posted a comment on my brother’s rant about his job and tagged my rival business.

Sneakin’ onto somebodys Facebook when they’re not there, like they left their phone out in the open for you to steal.

I posted a comment on my teacher’s timeline when she wasn’t there.

I changed my mom’s status to 'I am now a rockstar' while she was at work.

I added my crush’s older brother as a friend while he was out of town.

Your buddy (or enemy) takin’ over your Facebook and postin’ dumb stuff just to laugh at you.

My friend posted a video of me falling off my bike on my timeline.

My ex changed my profile picture to a picture of me crying.

My cousin posted a status saying 'I hate my life' and it was actually my friend.

Postin’ your own dumb stuff on someone else’s Facebook, actin’ like you’re a real friend just to show off.

I posted an ad for my new business on my friend’s page and tagged them as a fan.

I left a comment on my cousin’s post promoting my new side hustle.

I liked my brother’s post and added a comment about my own job.

Letting somebodys Facebook get hacked because you’re lazy or you told them your password and they used it for something stupid.

My friend logged into my account and posted a message saying 'I’m in love with my crush' and it was my teacher.

My cousin shared her password with her friend, and now her timeline is full of stupid memes.

My brother told me his password, and I posted a picture of him in pajamas on his timeline.

Sittin’ there lookin’ at someone’s Facebook pictures and gettin’ hard because they look good.

I stared at my crush’s vacation pictures for 10 minutes and got a hard on.

I got a boner when my ex posted a selfie in a swimsuit.

I was droolin’ over my friend’s new picture of her in a bikini.