faceist

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A faceist is someone who thinks a person’s face is the only thing that matters when deciding if they’re worth a second look or a first f*ck.
'That guy has a face like a used sock, no way he’s getting near me.'
She turned him down just because his nose was crooked. Who even cares?!
He’s a faceist. He said, 'I don’t need a brain, just a pretty face.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A faceist is someone who sees your face and instantly knows you’re either a future lover or a future disaster.
'Your face is so ugly, I can already see our kids being ugly too.'
He stared at me like I had a face full of dirt, and I did.
She said, 'I can’t even look at you. Your face is like a bad movie.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A faceist is someone who thinks your face is the only thing that matters, and if it’s not perfect, you’re automatically a loser.
'I don’t care how nice your personality is, your face is like a broken mirror.'
He said, 'You’ve got a face like a raccoon. No way I’m dating you.'
She turned him down because he had a double chin. 'That’s not a face, that’s a crime scene.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A faceist is someone who doesn’t care if you’re smart or kind, they just want to see if you’re good-looking enough to be their next f*ck buddy.
'I don’t need a brain, I need a face that makes me want to f*ck you.'
He said, 'Your face is cute enough to be my next f*ck buddy.'
She said, 'I don’t care if you’re nice, your face is too ugly to be my f*ck buddy.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A faceist is someone who’s so obsessed with mustaches that they think they’re the only thing that matters, and if you don’t have one, you’re not worth their time.
'I can’t date you, you don’t have a mustache. That’s a deal-breaker.'
He said, 'Your face is good, but you don’t have a mustache, so I’m not dating you.'
She turned him down because he had a mustache. 'No way, I only date people with no mustache.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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