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Giving someone a like for a bribe. It's like getting a free pizza for letting a guy touch your arm.

"Like my page and I'll send you a coupon for 50% off pizza."

"If you like this post, I'll let you copy my homework."

"Like this and I'll let you skip class."

Getting lucky with someone through Facebook. It's like finding a free pizza and a cute guy in the same place.

"I messaged him on Facebook and he asked me out."

"I liked his post and he became my boyfriend."

"We started talking on Facebook and now we're dating."

Being completely obsessed with Facebook. They post dumb stuff all day and check their phone more than a chicken checks for predators.

"I posted, 'I just ate a sandwich.' And I got 10 comments."

"I check my phone 20 times a day just to see if someone liked my post."

"I spend more time on Facebook than I do in school."

A dumb game where Facebook tries to trap you forever. They don’t let you leave and make you feel bad if you try.

"I tried to leave Facebook and it said, 'Are you sure you want to quit?"'

"They won’t let me export my friends list. I’m stuck here."

"Facebook won’t let me delete my account. It’s like a jail."

A person who adds every random person on Facebook just to look popular. They say, 'Thanks for the add,' and that’s it.

"I added 50 strangers just so my friend count would look cool."

"I got a friend request from a guy I don’t even know. I accepted it."

"He added me. I said 'Thanks for the add.' That was the end of our friendship."

Posting dumb stuff just to get people to comment. It’s like asking for free pizza by saying, 'I think I might be hungry.'

"I posted, 'I think I might be hungry.' And I got 10 comments."

"I said, 'Life is confusing.' And 20 people replied."

"I wrote, 'I have no idea what I’m doing.' And 30 people commented."

A kid who takes dumb selfies and makes silly faces to look sexy. They're like a chicken trying to look cool.

"She posted a photo of herself with her face stretched out like a pizza."

"He took a selfie and stuck his tongue out like a dog."

"She posted a picture of herself with her eyes closed and said, 'I’m sexy.'"