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When someone shoves their ugly face all over Facebook like they’re trying to make everyone else’s lives worse. It’s like they’re begging for attention with every stupid photo, tag, and update.
I just posted 12 photos of my breakfast. It was a sandwich. I’m famous now.
Tagged 17 people in a single photo of my cat sleeping. My cat is now a celebrity.
Posted a status about my sock being dirty. It had 3 likes. I cried.