Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake Facebook post made just to get people to comment, like, or argue. It's usually something vague and annoying that makes you want to punch the person.

'Why are we still here?'

'Do you think aliens exist?'

'This is the worst day ever.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

2

A Facebook user who treats the app like a dating site. They're just looking for a guy named John or someone who will take them out for fries.

'Looking for a John to take me to McDonald's.'

'John is my soulmate.'

'I found John on Facebook. He has 2 friends.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

When two people start hooking up after meeting on Facebook. It's like love at first scroll.

'We met on Facebook and now we're dating.'

'He messaged me first. That's a win.'

'We had a 3-hour chat and then we kissed.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

A person who is so obsessed with Facebook they check it more than they check their phone. They post nonsense just to have something to say.

'I just posted, “I’m alive.”'

'I checked Facebook 17 times today.'

'My news feed is full of garbage.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

When you promise someone a like in exchange for something stupid. It's like giving a like for a sandwich or a compliment.

'Like this post and I'll buy you a sandwich.'

'Like this and I'll say you're cute.'

'Like me and I'll tell my mom you're nice.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

A person who adds a bunch of strangers on Facebook just to look popular. They don't even know these people, and they only say, 'Thanks for the add.'

'I added 100 people today.'

'I just said, 'Thanks for the add.''

'I have 500 friends and 2 real ones.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago