Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing worse than your ex's face

My ex posted a selfie and I threw up

My cousin's face is on Facehood and it's like watching a horror movie

My dog's face is on Facehood and it's haunting me

2

Where your mom checks in like she’s winning

My mom checked in at the grocery store like it’s the Eiffel Tower

My aunt posted a photo of her cat and called it a 'victory'

My cousin’s Facehood status is 'I’m eating pizza and it’s a lifestyle'

3

The reason you have 500 friends you don’t know

I accepted a friend request from my uncle’s goldfish

My friend added me because I liked a post about tacos

I have 12 friends from a group chat about cat memes

4

The place where your crush stares at your profile for 10 minutes

My crush stared at my profile for 10 minutes and I died

My crush liked my post about my dog and now I’m obsessed

My crush sent me a message that said 'hi' and now I’m crying

5

Your life but it’s online and it’s annoying

My life is online and it’s like I’m on a reality show

I posted my breakfast and now my mom is judging me

I added my neighbor and now he’s messaging me about the mail

6

Where your dog has more followers than you

My dog has 1,000 followers and I have 2

My dog’s Facehood profile is better than mine

My dog got a friend request from my ex and now I’m sad