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A person who clogs up your Facebook with their stupid posts like they're trying to make everyone go crazy

Hey, I just posted a photo of my breakfast and it's already 3 posts in a row. What's wrong with you?

Why do you post every time you blink? I can't even scroll without seeing your face again.

You posted your cat's sneeze and now it's on my timeline. Just stop.

A human who posts so much on Facebook that you might need a mop to clean up your screen from all the mess

You posted your lunch, your dog, your neighbor, and your thoughts. What's next? Your soul?

I just saw your post about your coffee and your post about your phone. Are you posting your life or your devices?

You posted your pizza and now I have to reply. Just stop.

Someone who fills your Facebook with their nonsense like they're trying to give you a headache

You posted your morning routine and now I have to read it. What's next? Your night routine?

Why do you post every time you eat? You just had a sandwich and now it's on my timeline.

You posted your face again. Just stop.

A person who posts so much on Facebook that your timeline looks like a clown’s face

Your timeline is full of your posts. I can't even see my friends anymore.

You posted your face, your dog, and your thoughts. What's next? Your life?

I just saw your post about your coffee and your post about your phone. Are you posting your life or your devices?

A human who clogs up Facebook with their stupid posts like they're trying to annoy everyone to death

You posted your breakfast, your lunch, and your dinner. Are you posting your entire day or just your food?

Why do you post every time you breathe? I can't even scroll without seeing your face again.

You posted your face again. Just stop.

A person who posts so much on Facebook that your timeline is nothing but their nonsense

Your timeline is full of your posts. I can't even see my friends anymore.

You posted your face, your dog, and your thoughts. What's next? Your life?

Why do you post every time you eat? You just had a sandwich and now it's on my timeline.