Facehaters

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A fancy way to call someone who hates Facebook and all its stupid users. They call Facebook fagbook and its users faggots. Some are smart people who think Facebook turns people into brain-dead zombies. Others are dumb kids who cry because all their MySpace friends left them hanging.
@facehater123: Fagbook is just a faggy MySpace with worse filters.
My ex is on fagbook and still thinks I'm hot. That's not even possible.
I blocked my mom on fagbook because she posted a selfie with my dad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who would make your face feel like a restaurant if they sat on it during your biggest meal.
I’d let my math teacher sit on my face if he promised not to fail me again.
My cousin’s ex is a facehater and I’ve seen the damage.
That guy from the mall would be the king of facehaters.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A band that plays loud music and thinks math is fun. They’re from Florida and probably eat tacos for lunch.
I saw Facehaters at a concert and my ears still hurt.
My little brother tried to start a band called Facehaters and failed.
They’re the reason I now hate math and tacos.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman does a weird leg thing and tries to eat your junk with her mouth. It's gross and it's also kinda hot.
My sister did that to my dad and now he won’t stop talking about it.
My crush did that to me and I got a D on my math test.
That hot guy at the gym does that to everyone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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