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When someone online asks you for stuff or cash like you're their personal ATM and they're too lazy to get a real job.
'Hey bro, can you send me 20 bucks? I'm out of gas and my dog ate my wallet.'
'Can you buy me a pizza? I'll pay you back... maybe.'
'I need money now or I'm gonna cry on your timeline.'
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It’s when your online friend acts like they’re starving and you’re their last hope for food or cash.
'I haven’t eaten in three days. Please send me a burrito.'
'I’m broke and my mom won’t give me money. Help me out.'
'I’m literally dying. Can you just send me 5 bucks?'
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When someone on social media hits you up like you owe them your firstborn and a car payment.
'Hey, can you send me $50? I’m gonna die if I don’t get it.'
'I need money now or I’m gonna post your face on the internet.'
'Can you just send me 10 bucks? I promise I won’t ask again.'
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It’s when your online buddy asks you for stuff like you’re their personal wallet and they’re too proud to get a real job.
'Can you buy me a soda? I’m out of money.'
'I need 20 bucks now or I’m gonna post a picture of your face on my story.'
'Can you just send me 5 bucks? I’ll send you a heart emoji.'
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When someone online hits you up for cash or gifts like you’re their personal bank and they’re too lazy to get a job.
'Hey, I need 10 bucks. I’m gonna cry if I don’t get it.'
'Can you buy me a meal? I’m literally starving.'
'I need money now or I’m gonna post your face on my story.'
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When your online friend acts like they’re poor and you’re their only hope for survival.
'I haven’t had food in two days. Please send me a burger.'
'Can you send me $20? I’m literally dying.'
'I need money or I’m gonna post your face on the internet.'
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