facehab

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A jail for facebook fanatics who need to be locked up until they stop checking their phone every 3 seconds.

'I'm going to facehab for a week. I'm done with your stupid notifications.'

'Facehab is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the night.'

'They sent me to facehab. I didn't ask for this punishment.'

A short vacation from facebook where you pretend you're not a human anymore.

'I'm taking a facehab break. I'm going to ignore my ex's 20 messages.'

'Facehab is just a fancy way of saying I'm hiding from my feed.'

'I did a facehab and came back with a new life.'

A secret mission where you stop being a facebook leech and live a normal life.

'My facehab mission started today. No more likes. No more comments.'

'I joined facehab and now I don't know how to scroll.'

'Facehab is like a spiritual journey for a phone addict.'