faceglomp

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A face-smooshing hug that comes with a skull-bite, usually from someone who’s either super happy or super high.

My friend faceglomped me during a math test and I got a 30% on it.

He faceglomped me so hard I heard my teeth scream.

She faceglomped me in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

When you jump on someone’s face like they’re a pillow and then bite their head because you’re either excited or wasted.

I faceglomped my brother after he ate my last slice of pizza.

My crush faceglomped me and I forgot how to breathe.

I faceglomped my dog and he ran away screaming.

A violent love attack involving your face, your head, and maybe your brain if you’re lucky.

I faceglomped my mom and she gave me a 10-minute lecture.

He faceglomped me during a fight and I lost.

She faceglomped me and I got a nosebleed and a hug.