faceghost

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A human who signs up for Facebook like it's a death sentence and only checks in once or twice a year to see if their ex is still alive.

DM: 'Hey, you still exist? I sent you 10 messages last year.'

Status update: 'I logged on because my dog got my password.'

Friend request ignored because they thought it was a phishing scam.

A person who joins Facebook just to look cool and then disappears like they were never there, leaving everyone confused.

Post: 'I had 500 friends. Now I have 2. One is my mom. The other is a cat.'

Message: 'You still here? I thought you died.'

Friend request: 'Why are you still breathing?'

A human who puts up a Facebook profile like it's a tombstone and only checks in once a year to see if the internet still works.

Status: 'I logged on because my phone died and I had to use my mom's.'

Message: 'Why did you friend me? I didn't even know you existed.'

Friend request: 'You're still alive? I thought you were a ghost.'

A person who joins Facebook like it's a prison and only logs on to see if the warden is still there.

Message: 'You friend me and then vanish? What's the point?'

Post: 'I logged on just to tell my ex I still hate them.'

Friend request: 'You're not a ghost. You're a faceghost.'

A human who signs up for Facebook just to look important and then disappears like they were never there.

Status: 'I logged on because my dog wanted to post a photo.'

Message: 'You friend me and then ignore me? What's that?'

Friend request: 'You're not important. You're a faceghost.'

A person who joins Facebook like it's a curse and only logs on once a year to see if the curse is still active.

Message: 'You friend me and then vanish? That's the worst part of being a faceghost.'

Status: 'I logged on because my phone was broken and I had to use my dad's.'

Friend request: 'You're a faceghost. You're cursed.'