facefuck my bookspace page

to obsess over someone on a social site like a crazy person; you check their page every five minutes, you like everything they post, and you comment on stuff that’s not even funny. it’s like being a ghost in their life but being annoying about it.

when you add someone on social media just because they were in your class in third grade, even though you don’t remember their face. it’s like you’re trying to relive your childhood through a screen and failing at it.

when you’re too lazy to talk to someone in real life, so you send them 100 messages just to say hello. it’s like you’re trying to make friends through a screen but you’re too scared to actually speak.

when you live on a social network so much that you forget how to talk to people. you comment on everything, but you can’t even say a full sentence in real life. it’s like you’re a robot that only knows how to type.

when you’re so addicted to social media that you check your phone before you even brush your teeth. it’s like you’re more interested in what your friends are doing than your own life.

when you’re too busy liking posts to actually do anything else. you’re like a fanboy of your own life, giving yourself 10 likes for eating a donut.