facefook

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Using Facebook like a love detective to find hot people and then getting them in bed after you send them a few texts. No effort. Just luck and a strong will to be smug.
DM: 'Hey, I saw your pic. Want to bang?'
Message: 'You're hot. Let's do this.'
Text: 'I stalked you. Now you owe me.'
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A dumb Facebook trend that turns the internet into a mess of boring posts and fake smiles. It’s like a kid’s party for adults.
Post: 'My life is perfect.' (It isn’t.)
Status: 'I’m happy.' (You’re not.)
Story: 'This is my life.' (It’s not.)
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