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Calling your friend to facetime while both of you binge the same show like it's a sacred ritual. You press play at the same time like you're in a synchronized dance of laziness.

'I swear we pressed play at the same time. It was like we had a psychic connection.'

'We watched the same episode of Stranger Things and it felt like a group therapy session for people who hate their lives.'

'I facetimed my mom while watching The Crown and it was like we were both pretending to be royalty.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You facetime your bestie while both of you watch the same show on Netflix, like you're trying to out-lazy each other and it's a spiritual experience.

'We watched the same episode of Friends and it felt like we were both mourning the loss of our childhoods.'

'I facetimed my cousin while watching The Office and it was like we were both pretending to be cool.'

'We watched the same episode of The Mandalorian and I felt like we were both trying to save the galaxy from boredom.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You facetime your friend while both of you watch the same show on Netflix, like you're sharing a secret and it's the only thing keeping you from dying of boredom.

'We watched the same episode of Breaking Bad and it felt like we were both planning to take over the world.'

'I facetimed my brother while watching The Last TikTok Trend and it was like we were both trying to save the universe from being irrelevant.'

'We watched the same episode of Squid Game and it felt like we were both about to die in a fancy suit.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago