facefish

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When you only post about yourself on Facebook and think your friends owe you their time. You don’t care about their lives, just make sure you get all the likes and comments.
"I’m rich.", posted at 2 a. m. while eating pizza.
"My dog died.", said no one ever.
"I’m fine.", posted after your ex broke up with you.
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Posting one or two words on Facebook just to get people to reply. It’s like fishing, you throw out a line and hope someone bites.
"Bored.", said no one ever.
"Fam?", posted at midnight to your 3 friends.
"Yup.", said after someone asked if you wanted to hang out.
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