Facefast

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Giving Facebook the middle finger and using that time to do real stuff instead of looking at your ex’s new dog.

I Facefasted for a week and finished my math homework. My ex posted 12 photos of the dog.

During my Facefast, I ate three whole pizzas and texted my mom 20 times.

I Facefasted because my ex was flexing on Facebook and I had a test the next day.

Choosing to live your life instead of scrolling through Facebook like a brain-dead zombie.

I Facefasted so I could finally beat my brother at video games. He was too busy watching Facebook stories.

I Facefasted and cleaned my room. My mom was so proud she gave me extra allowance.

I Facefasted because I was tired of seeing my crush’s hot dog posts.

Being so fed up with Facebook that you decide to do actual stuff instead of pretending you're important online.

I Facefasted because my ex’s dog had 10,000 followers and I had zero friends left.

I Facefasted and finished my project. My teacher was impressed and gave me an A.

I Facefasted and skipped my lunch. My stomach was mad, but my brain was happy.

Taking a break from Facebook because it’s the only thing keeping you from crying in the bathroom.

I Facefasted because my ex posted a new photo of the dog and I had to hide in the bathroom.

I Facefasted and watched my favorite show. My ex didn’t even notice I was gone.

I Facefasted because I was too busy eating my feelings and eating chips.

Not looking at Facebook so you can be productive, or at least not cry in the hallway.

I Facefasted and finished my homework. My ex posted 12 photos of the dog and I ignored them all.

I Facefasted so I could finally beat my brother at video games. He was too busy watching Facebook stories.

I Facefasted because my ex was flexing on Facebook and I had a test the next day.