facedy

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A smelly face part used to tell how bad someone looks when they wake up after a long night of crying and eating pizza.

My face looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

She had a facedy that made me want to take a shower.

He had a facedy so bad, I thought he was crying over his dead dog.

Sending messages on Facebook while drunk to remind your ex that they were a mistake and you still have feelings for their cousin.

I DM'd her at 2 a. m. and said, 'You were a mistake, but your cousin was a dream.'

He sent her 12 messages saying, 'I miss you, but I also miss your cousin.'

She replied, 'You're drunk, and I'm tired, but your cousin is still hot.'