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Drinking so hard you post about it on Facebook like it’s a damn report card.

Just chugged my third beer and my face is red. Facebook needs to know.

Drinking like my life depends on it. And also my Facebook likes.

I’m so drunk I posted this on Facebook. My mom is crying.

When you’re too wasted to care if your Facebook friends think you’re a mess.

I’m drunk. My Facebook is a disaster. Who cares?

Drinking and posting because my brain is on vacation.

I don’t know why I’m posting this. I just felt like it.

Drinking while making your Facebook friends feel your pain.

I’m drinking and I’m sad. My Facebook is sad too.

I posted my face while drinking. My friends are judging me.

This beer is my best friend. My Facebook is my witness.

When you drink so much you type on Facebook with your fingers and your brain.

I typed this with my finger and my brain. I drank too much.

Facebook is my diary. I wrote it with my finger and my brain.

I drank so much I forgot how to type. Facebook is my excuse.

When you’re drinking and you think your Facebook is your best friend.

My Facebook is my best friend. I told it I’m drunk.

I drank too much. My Facebook is my only hope.

I posted my face while drinking. My Facebook is proud.