facedonkulous

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When someone’s face is so ugly it makes you want to throw up and call them a liar all at the same time.
You: 'Your face is facedonkulous!' Him: 'You’re just jealous I’m better looking than you.'
At school: 'Your face is facedonkulous!' Teacher: 'What’s facedonkulous?' Me: 'It’s a curse.'
DM: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m sending you a cursed photo.'
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A face so bad it makes your brain shut off and your stomach say 'I’m done.'
At lunch: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I can’t eat anymore.'
On TikTok: 'This girl’s face is facedonkulous. It’s like a nightmare came to life.'
Text from my mom: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m coming over to beat you up.'
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When someone’s face is so bad it deserves its own prison sentence.
At the mall: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m filing a complaint.'
In class: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m giving you a D for life.'
Text from my dad: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m taking you to jail.'
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A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed by a wizard.
At the park: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m leaving.'
Text from my friend: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m breaking up with you.'
In a group chat: 'Your face is facedonkulous. We’re starting a new group without you.'
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When your face is so bad it makes you want to scream and cry at the same time.
In the hallway: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m going to die.'
At the bus stop: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m not getting on this bus.'
Text from my crush: 'Your face is facedonkulous. I’m never talking to you again.'
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