facedong

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to smash your weenie into someone's face like it's a pizza and they're hungry

He facedonged me during the final round of the battle royale. I cried like a baby.

She facedonged her ex at the grocery store. He dropped a cart full of milk.

My brother facedonged my mom while she was doing yoga. She fell over like a tree.

when you use your peen like a weapon and attack someone's face like it's a crime scene

At the party, he facedonged the DJ. The music stopped for five minutes.

She facedonged her teacher during lunch. He got a paper cut from the stress.

My dad facedonged the mailman. The mail got delayed for a week.

to ram your penis into someone’s face like they owe you money and you're angry

He facedonged his friend during a game of Uno. The friend cried and quit.

She facedonged her brother while he was eating cereal. He threw it everywhere.

My uncle facedonged the neighbor. The neighbor called the cops.

when you take your meat and slam it into someone’s face like they're a bad student

At the bar, he facedonged the bartender. The bartender dropped the drink.

She facedonged her friend during a video call. It was very awkward.

My cousin facedonged the principal. The principal got a headache.

to push your wiener into someone's face like it's a test and they're failing

He facedonged his brother during a math test. The brother failed.

She facedonged her mom while she was cooking. The soup spilled.

My friend facedonged the teacher. The teacher got a red face.