facedog

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A facedog is a person with a face so ugly it looks like a dog got stuck on their face. Sometimes the dog gets so annoyed it turns into a face.

My cousin is a facedog. He tried to propose to a goat.

My math teacher is a facedog. She makes the dog look good.

That guy in the DMs is a facedog. He sent me a photo of his dog's face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facedog is short for Facebook Dog. It's what you get when you can't turn off your Facebook chat. You're online all day, and the cool people leave you for someone who isn't a facedog.

My ex is a facedog. She was online 24/7 and still didn't get me.

That guy I liked was a facedog. He was online so much he got a second job.

My friend is a facedog. He got kicked out of the chat because he was online too much.

by Slangipedia 4d ago