Facediarrhea

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When you're so full of stupid Facebook posts you might as well be leaking them out your ears.

Just posted 12 things about my dog's butt and my ex's bad hair day.

Sent a Facebook message to my mom, my brother, and my cat at the same time.

Posted a selfie, a meme, and a status about my feelings all in 90 seconds.

Like when your brain short-circuits and you just spam Facebook with nonsense.

Posted a picture of my breakfast, my feelings, and my neighbor's dog all in 3 minutes.

Wrote a status about my day, then another about my feelings, then another about my coffee.

Sent a Facebook message to my crush, my mom, and my boss all at once.

When you're so excited about your life you just dump everything on Facebook like it's a trash can.

Posted 10 things in 5 minutes because my life is that good.

Sent a message to my best friend, my boss, and my pet goldfish all at once.

Wrote a status, then a joke, then a rant about my day, all in under 2 minutes.

When you're so full of Facebook energy you might as well be a robot spitting out posts.

Posted a picture of my food, my feelings, and my cat all in under 2 minutes.

Wrote a status, then a joke, then a rant, all in one go.

Sent a message to my crush, my mom, and my boss all at once.

When you're so high on your own life you just slap everything on Facebook like it's a buffet.

Posted 5 things in 2 minutes because my life is that good.

Sent a message to my crush, my dog, and my neighbor all at once.

Wrote a status, then a joke, then a rant, all in under 3 minutes.