Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone logs off Facebook in the middle of a screaming match to show how much they hate you like hanging up on a kid during a phone call

I signed off Facebook mid-screaming match. You’re welcome.

She left the chat during my rant. Classic move.

He logged out right when I said 'you’re the worst.'

2

a person who gets so wasted on Facebook games they throw up like a drunk kid after a candy bar

I played Candy Crush for 10 hours and vomited on my keyboard.

She beat Farmville and threw up on her laptop.

He got so lost in Words with Friends he threw up on the couch.

3

when you smoke a whole blunt by yourself like you're trying to pass a test and you're the only one taking it

I smoked the whole blunt alone. No help. No mercy.

He inhaled that blunt like it was the final exam.

She finished the blunt by herself. That’s how you do it.

4

the face you make when you taste something so gross it’s like your soul just got punched

I took a bite of that pizza and made the face of my life.

He tasted the soup and looked like he saw a ghost.

She ate the meat and made a face like she was dying.

5

when you shoot your load directly on someone’s face like you’re trying to make them cry

I came out of nowhere and face-planted him with my jizz.

She shot her load on his face. It was a mess.

He face-jizzed me in the middle of class. I was humiliated.

6

when you use Facebook to flirt with someone like you’re trying to get them to like you and it’s either true or fake

I messaged her on Facebook and said I liked her. It was true.

He used Facebook to flirt with me. It was all lies.

She used Facebook to hit on me. Some of it was real.

7

when you go from reading a real book to scrolling through online pages like it’s the end of the world

I read a real book for a week and then I went online. What was I thinking?

She went from a real book to a digital one. It was a disaster.

He read a real book and then scrolled online. It was a tragedy.