Faced shit

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When a drunk person decides to drink even more alcohol like it's a goddamn competition and ends up passing out with a look that says 'I'm gonna haunt you in the afterlife.'

I tried to stop drinking but my buddy said 'I'm gonna out-drink you' and now I'm on the floor with a hangover from hell.

At the party, my cousin drank 12 beers and then yelled 'I'm gonna die drunk!' and then fell asleep on the couch.

My friend went from 'I'm fine' to 'I'm gonna vomit on the floor' in under 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're sick of Facebook and decide to call it something else because you're too lazy to remember what it is.

I quit Facebook and called it 'Faced Shit' because I'm too tired to think.

My mom said 'I don't need Facebook anymore, I just need Faced Shit.'

My friend said 'Faced Shit' and I realized he was just trying to avoid logging in.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you take a dump right in someone's face like you're a giant poop monster and you're trying to scare them into doing your homework.

My brother took a dump on my face during lunch and said 'do my homework or I'll do it again.'

At school, my friend pooped on my face and then ran away like a coward.

I had to face-shat my cousin because he wouldn't stop teasing me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The 45th president of the United States, a man who talks like he's the most important person in the world and lies like it's his job.

My dad said 'Trump is a faced shit because he lies all the time.'

I drew a picture of Trump and wrote 'Faced Shit' on it.

My teacher said 'Trump is the worst faced shit ever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who has all the problems in the world but still has the guts to point fingers and yell at others like they're the ones who messed up.

My friend is a faced shit because he's always late and then yells at me for being late too.

My mom says I'm a faced shit because I don't clean my room but I yell at her for not cleaning hers.

My teacher called me a faced shit because I messed up but then she messed up too.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The worst kind of human being. They're not just a shit cunt, they're a tick faced shit cunt, which means they're a double whammy of face-shat and constant annoyance.

My neighbor is a tick faced shit cunt because he yells at me every day and then takes a dump on my porch.

My friend is a tick faced shit cunt because he's always late and then yells at me for being late too.

My cousin is a tick faced shit cunt because he's a giant poop monster and he yells at me every day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person named Taylor Thusing, who is either a faced shit or just really into being a faced shit.

My friend Taylor Thusing is a faced shit because he takes a dump on everyone's face.

Taylor Thusing is the most faced shit person I know because he yells at everyone all the time.

Taylor Thusing is a faced shit because he's a giant poop monster and he's also the president.

by Slangipedia 13d ago