Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To blast someone’s face with a bullet like they’re a bad movie villain

He faced me during the robbery and said, 'This is why you don’t rob banks.'

She faced her ex at the grocery store and didn’t even flinch.

My dog faced the mailman and now the mailman is missing a tooth.

2

To punch someone so hard their face looks like a broken toaster

He faced me in the hallway and I got a black eye for my trouble.

My mom faced my brother when he stole the last cookie.

The kid faced the teacher and got detention for life.

3

To shoot someone’s face so fast it feels like a surprise party

He faced me during the game and I got a bullet in my forehead.

She faced her friend and now they’re both in the hospital.

My dad faced the neighbor and now the neighbor has a nosebleed.

4

To fire a gun at someone’s face like they’re the main character of your worst nightmare

He faced me in the park and I now have a hole in my cheek.

My brother faced his friend and now they’re both in the hospital.

She faced her crush and now he can’t talk without a lisp.

5

To hit someone so hard their face turns into a pancake

He faced me in the kitchen and I now have a bruise the size of Texas.

She faced her dad and now he can’t see out of one eye.

My dog faced the mailman and now the mailman is crying.

6

To blast someone’s face with a bullet so fast it’s like a surprise birthday party

He faced me in the hallway and now I have a hole in my nose.

She faced her ex and now he’s missing a tooth.

My mom faced the neighbor and now the neighbor has a broken jaw.