facecum

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Italian slang for giving people earbuds made of hate and bad jokes

My cousin facecummed the whole pizza shop till they gave me free garlic bread

I facecummed my neighbor so hard his dog ran away

At the mall, I facecummed the clerk until she gave me 20% off

When you annoy people so much they wish they were dead

My mom facecummed me for eating all the chips

The teacher facecummed the class till we all cried

My brother facecummed my dog till it howled at the moon

Making people's brains feel like they're on fire with hate

I facecummed my friend with a joke so bad he vomited

The guy at the bar facecummed me until I threw my drink at him

My facecummed my crush so hard she blocked me on TikTok