facecrime

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Using someone else's Facebook like a thief in the night to post something stupid or embarrassing. It's like facecrime from 1984, but way less fancy and way more annoying.
I posted a picture of my face eating a whole pizza and said 'this is how I eat' while my friend was in the hospital.
My cousin logged into my account and said 'I love you' to my crush's mom.
My brother posted a TikTok of me snoring and called it 'the sound of a man dying'.
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A smug, white dude looking all proud when minorities are getting messed up. It's like a hate crime, but with more face and less sense.
He looked at me like I was stupid when I told him I got into college and he didn’t.
She said 'I’m not racist, I just hate black people' while wearing a shirt that said 'White Power' on it.
He said 'You got lucky' when I got a promotion and he didn’t.
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