Facecradle

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When you lazily rub your face with your hand while taking a selfie, like you're trying to hide your ugly face from the whole world. It’s the calm before the ugly selfie storm. Made by Gerard Way, the guy who probably still wears pants.

I took a selfie and did a facecradle because my face looked like a raccoon got into my makeup.

My dog walked into my facecradle and now I look like a confused potato.

I did a facecradle so hard I think my face is now permanently smushed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It looks like a facepalm, but it’s actually worse. You’re not just hiding your face, you're making it look like you're trying to erase it from existence. Gerard Way made it, and he probably did it while eating pizza.

I did a facecradle so hard my face is now a pancake.

My facecradle looked like I was trying to smother my face with my hand.

I did a facecradle and now my face is like a melted candle.

by Slangipedia 14d ago