facecougar

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A grumpy old lady who fakes being hot on Facebook just so she can flirt with teenage boys and pretend she's still cool enough to hang out at the bar.

Hey junior, want to be my friend so I can show you my secret dance moves?

I’m 45 and still got it, baby. You’re just a meathead with a phone.

If you don’t like my profile pic, you won’t last 5 minutes in my bar.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman who uses Facebook to trick young guys into thinking she’s still sexy, just so she can laugh at them later when they realize she’s just trying to keep her bar job.

I’m not trying to be your friend, I’m trying to keep my job.

You think you’re cute? Wait till I show you my dance moves at the bar.

I’m not fake. I’m just extra.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A hot mess who uses Facebook to flirt with boys just so she can brag about it at the bar and make sure she still looks cool to the other barflies.

I got 100 likes on my post. You got one. You’re not even cool.

I’m not just hot. I’m a legend.

If you don’t friend me, you won’t be invited to my bar party.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

An old lady who lies about being hot on Facebook just to make the young guys at the bar feel stupid and keep her spot as the best dancer in the place.

I’m not hot. I’m just extra hot.

You think you’re cute? I’ve got 20 years on you and still got it.

If you don’t friend me, I’ll laugh at you in the bar.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman who posts fake selfies on Facebook just so she can flirt with young guys and pretend she’s still cool enough to dance at the bar.

I’m not just hot. I’m bar hot.

You think you’re cute? I’ve got 30 years on you and still got it.

If you don’t friend me, I’ll forget you at the bar.

by Slangipedia 4d ago