faceclaw

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when you slap your face so hard it feels like your fingers are digging into your skull and you’re screaming inside your head
My math test was a disaster. I faceclawed so hard I think I broke my nose.
She told me I failed the audition. I faceclawed like I was trying to claw my way out of a coffin.
I saw my dog eat my shoe. I faceclawed so bad I probably gave myself a headache.
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when you rub your face like it’s your enemy and you’re doing it just to make it suffer
My mom said I was lazy. I faceclawed her like she was the villain in a cartoon.
He spilled coffee on my shirt. I faceclawed him like he was my arch nemesis.
My teacher called me out in class. I faceclawed so hard I think I gave myself a face tattoo.
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when you drag your nails across your face like you're trying to kill it and you're mad enough to do it again
I got a D on my science quiz. I faceclawed so much I think my face is now a map of my rage.
My friend told me I smell like a trash can. I faceclawed him until he ran out of the room.
My dad told me I was a disgrace. I faceclawed him like he was the last person I wanted to see.
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