Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy way to say facebook that only idiots use

My mom still uses facechode. I feel sorry for her.

Facechode is for people who can't handle real life.

Facechode is just a stupid name for a stupid app.

2

the reason your friends are all fake

I blocked my ex on facechode. He still texts me.

Facechode is where everyone lies.

My facechode is full of people I don't know.

3

a place where people post pictures of their food and think they're cool

My facechode is just pictures of my lunch.

Facechode is where everyone is bragging about their food.

I only use facechode to show off my pizza.

4

the worst invention since the wheel

Facechode is worse than the wheel.

I would rather ride a bike than use facechode.

Facechode is the reason I have no life.

5

a place where you can't even have a real conversation

I tried to talk to my crush on facechode. He just typed 'hey'.

Facechode is just a bunch of messages that no one reads.

My facechode is full of people who never reply.

6

the only place you can show off your dumbest selfies

I posted 10 selfies on facechode today. I'm proud.

Facechode is where everyone shows off their dumbest pictures.

My facechode is just a bunch of ugly selfies.