facecap

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when you're so sucked into Facebook you think it's the only thing that matters
I haven't left my room since 2018. My facecap is strong.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just facecapped.
My dog has more friends on Facebook than I do.
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when your brain turns to mush because you're too busy checking Facebook
I saw a post about my ex. Now I'm facecapped and crying in a cereal box.
Facecap: 1. Self: 0.
I didn't realize my facecap was that bad until I saw my mom's timeline.
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when Facebook is the only thing keeping you from screaming into the void
I'm facecapped. Send help. Or a DM. Either one.
I'm not lazy. I'm facecapped. It's a state of being.
My facecap is so strong I'm now friends with my neighbor's cat.
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