facebutt

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Headbutting someone with your face. Like a faceplant so bad it looks like you tried to eat them and failed.

My facebutt was so bad I ended up in the hospital and my friend got a black eye.

I facebutted my brother because he wouldn’t stop teasing me.

I facebutted a guy in the hallway and now he thinks I’m a freak.

What happens when you spend 24 hours on Facebook. You look like a zombie and you can’t remember your own name.

After 24 hours on Facebook, I forgot my password and my mom.

I used Facebook for 24 hours and my brain turned to mush.

I spent a day on Facebook and now I live in my bedroom.

Having a butt for a face and a brain made of poo. You look like a disaster and think you’re cool.

My face is a butt and my brain is a piece of poop. I’m a legend.

She has a face like a butt and a brain like a turd.

He’s got a face like a butt and thinks he’s a genius.

A girl who’s got a pretty face but looks like a hot mess from the waist up. People just say she’s pretty and walk away.

She’s got a pretty face, but her body looks like it was hit by a truck.

My friend is a facebutt, she’s got a pretty face but her body is a disaster.

That girl is a facebutt, she’s pretty but her body is a mess.

When you sit on your butt all day and use Facebook like it’s your job.

I sat on my butt for eight hours and used Facebook like it was my job.

I facebutted my way through the day by sitting on my butt and scrolling Facebook.

I used Facebook all day and my butt is sore.

When you use Facebook to flirt or get laid. You’re either the flirt or the person being flirted with.

I used Facebook to flirt with my crush and now we’re dating.

She got facebutted by her crush on Facebook and now she’s my friend.

He used Facebook to get laid and now he’s the king of the school.