Faceburst

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When someone logs into Facebook and spams their whole feed with every dumb post, photo, and status they can think of, just to make everyone suffer.

I just woke up and posted 12 things. You’re welcome. #faceburst

My dog ate my homework. Also my life. #faceburst

I’m not famous. I just have too much time. #faceburst

A person logs on and blasts their friends with so many updates that it feels like they’re trying to drown them in text.

Just posted my entire day. You’re welcome. #faceburst

I had a dream about pizza. Now you know. #faceburst

I’m posting this at 2 AM. You’re welcome. #faceburst

When someone signs on Facebook and acts like they’ve been waiting forever to share everything they’ve got with everyone.

I’ve been holding this in for weeks. Here’s everything. #faceburst

You didn’t know my life was a movie? Now you do. #faceburst

I just had a revelation. It’s time to share it. #faceburst

A person logs in and drops so many posts that it feels like they’re trying to cover the entire internet in their nonsense.

I posted 50 things. You’re welcome. #faceburst

I’m not done yet. There’s more. #faceburst

I’m posting so much I might break the internet. #faceburst

When someone comes online and throws every thought, photo, and rant they have into the feed, just to make their friends cry.

I just posted my thoughts on everything. You’re welcome. #faceburst

I had a bad day. Now you know. #faceburst

I just posted 100 things. You’re welcome. #faceburst

A person logs in and hits post so hard that it feels like they’re trying to take over Facebook with their useless updates.

I’m taking over Facebook. You’re welcome. #faceburst

I just posted my entire life. #faceburst

I’m not done yet. There’s more. #faceburst