facebuk

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A loud, public scold on Facebook that makes you look like a fool. It’s full of fake righteousness and usually comes from someone who thinks they’re the only one who knows the rules.

'Why would you eat pizza on Friday? I’m disappointed in you!', posted to your mom’s timeline.

'You didn’t follow the Bible’s rules! You’re a sinner!', said by a guy who wears socks with sandals.

'You failed me, my friend. I can’t even look at you now.', written by someone who just got dumped.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone yells at you on Facebook like you did something wrong, even though they could’ve just sent you a message.

'You didn’t invite me to the party! I’m angry! You’re a bad friend!', said by someone who didn’t even like the party.

'Why did you eat ice cream for breakfast? It’s a sin!', posted by your uncle at 7 a. m.

'You made me cry! I’m never talking to you again!', said by someone who just got a bad grade.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A way to embarrass someone on Facebook, usually by making them look stupid in front of everyone.

'You didn’t pray before you ate! I’m ashamed of you!', posted by your aunt at lunchtime.

'You didn’t wear socks today! That’s a disgrace!', said by your dad who still wears socks with sandals.

'Why did you fail the test? I’m disappointed in you!', written by your teacher who also failed the test.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone scolds you on Facebook like you did the worst thing ever, even though you did something small.

'You didn’t wear a hat! I’m angry at you!', said by your grandma who wears a hat every day.

'You didn’t eat breakfast! I’m ashamed of you!', posted by your mom who eats cereal for dinner.

'You didn’t say hello! I’m offended!', written by your neighbor who never says hello.

by Slangipedia 4d ago