Facebugging

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A person who won't stop bugging you on Facebook. They comment on every post like you're their personal vent. They message you every time you log on, and you start to wish you had a facepalm button just to end it all.
@facebugger why are you commenting on my breakfast post again
Hey, I saw you online. Let's chat. Now. Or I'll message you 10 times.
You're my facebugger. I'm ending this. I'm logging off.
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The thing that turns Facebook into a nightmare. It crashes your feed, breaks your likes, and makes you question why you ever joined the site in the first place.
Facebook just glitched. Again. Thanks, Facebugging.
I tried to like a post. It didn't work. Facebugging is here to stay.
My timeline is broken. Facebugging is doing its job.
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When you spam someone on Facebook so much it feels like you're trying to drown them in messages. It's like a text message party, but it's just you and your obsession.
Hey, I just sent you 20 messages. You're welcome.
I'm messaging you because I'm bored. Also, I'm your facebugger.
I sent you a message. Then another. Then another. It's a message avalanche.
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