facebug

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A facebug is a person who won't stop bugging you on Facebook like you’re their personal slave. They comment on everything you post, send you messages when you’re trying to sleep, and won’t stop until you scream into a pillow.
"Hey, did you eat lunch?", 3 times in one hour
They sent me a message at 2 AM: "I miss you."
They tagged me in a photo of their cat wearing a hat, twice.
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A facebug is a curse that turns Facebook into a prison. It makes your feed full of nonsense and your notifications go crazy like they’re on a sugar rush.
Your feed is now 90% memes about frogs.
You get 10 notifications in 1 minute.
Your mom’s ex is now following you.
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Facebugging is when you message someone on Facebook so much it’s like you’re trying to get them to talk back. It’s like texting a ghost until it answers.
You sent 17 messages in a row: "Are you there?"
You asked them if they wanted coffee, 4 times.
You sent a photo of your cat, just to see if they’d respond.
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