Facebucially

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When something gets announced on Facebook like it's the stupidest news ever.

My mom posted that I got a B+ in math. It was like the president just got impeached.

My dog got a Facebook account. It's the most important thing since the invention of pizza.

My uncle became a billionaire on Facebook. He didn't even know what a billion was.

When you make something official just so you can brag about it on Facebook.

I got a job. I posted 12 times about it. My boss thought I was fired.

My kid got a gold star. I posted a video of him sleeping. The teacher was confused.

I bought a used car. I posted 10 pictures of it. The car got a Facebook account.

When you turn something into a big deal just because it's on Facebook.

My cat got a Facebook post. Now it thinks it's a celebrity. It demands a salary.

My neighbor's lawn got a Facebook post. Now I have to mow mine.

I got a new haircut. I posted it. Now I have to post every time I blink.

When you do something so basic that you post it on Facebook to make it sound cool.

I ate a sandwich. I posted it like it was a Michelin-starred meal.

I washed my car. I posted a video of it. My car got a Facebook account.

I got out of bed. I posted it. Now my followers think I'm a superhero.

When you make something official just so you can show it off to your friends on Facebook.

I got a new shirt. I posted 7 pictures of it. My friends think I'm a fashion designer.

I got a new pet. I posted a video of it sleeping. The pet got a Facebook account.

I got a new haircut. I posted it. Now I have to post every time I blink.

When you declare something official on Facebook just to make your followers think you're important.

I got a new hat. I posted it. Now my followers think I'm a king.

I got a new job. I posted 10 times about it. My boss thought I was fired.

I got a new friend. I posted it. Now my friend has a Facebook account.