Facebrity

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A Facebrity is a Facebook user so famous, their face is the only thing people look at when they're bored or mad.
My cousin is a Facebrity. She has 10,000 friends. None of them are real.
My dog is a Facebrity. He has 500 likes. He doesn't care.
My teacher is a Facebrity. She posts selfies 10 times a day. It’s annoying.
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Facebrity means you're so popular on Facebook, your face is more important than your brain.
My Facebrity friend posts a photo every time she sneezes. It's ridiculous.
My Facebrity uncle has 20,000 friends. He doesn't know any of them.
My Facebrity neighbor posts a new photo every hour. She's obsessed.
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A Facebrity is someone who thinks their face is the only thing that matters on Facebook. They're right. Everyone else is wrong.
My Facebrity friend has 15,000 likes. She’s never been to a party.
My Facebrity mom posts a selfie every morning. She’s annoying.
My Facebrity dad has 10,000 friends. He doesn’t know any of them.
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Facebrity is when you’re so famous on Facebook, your face is the only thing people remember about you. Your brain? Not so much.
My Facebrity cousin posts a new photo every time she brushes her teeth. It’s crazy.
My Facebrity friend has 20,000 friends. None of them talk to her.
My Facebrity brother posts selfies all day. He’s a mess.
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Facebrity is when your face is so important on Facebook, people think it’s the only thing you have going for you. They’re wrong. You’re wrong. Everyone’s wrong.
My Facebrity aunt has 10,000 likes. She’s never been to a concert.
My Facebrity uncle posts selfies 10 times a day. He’s obsessed.
My Facebrity friend has 20,000 friends. None of them are real.
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