Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman who finds a husband on Facebook by looking at all the stupid things he posts online

'He posted a picture of his dog wearing a hat. I married him.'

'I saw him crying over a pizza. That was love.'

'He had 12 selfies. I knew he was perfect.'

2

a lady who marries someone because he has a Facebook and she thinks it’s fancy

'He had 500 friends. I thought he was rich.'

'He posted about his ex. I thought he was dramatic.'

'He had a bio. I was impressed.'

3

a woman who ends up married because she checked out a guy’s Facebook and he was too dumb to say no

'I liked his memes. He liked me back.'

'He commented on my photo. I married him.'

'He had a status about his day. I thought it was poetic.'

4

a girl who marries a guy just because he had a Facebook and she had nothing better to do

'I had no life. He had a Facebook. It was a match.'

'He had 3 photos. I had 3 hours. We were done.'

'He posted about his mom. I posted about my loneliness. We got engaged.'

5

a woman who got married because she thought a guy’s Facebook was a sign from heaven

'He had a bio that said ‘I love pizza.’ I thought it was destiny.'

'He posted about his day. I thought it was fate.'

'He had a photo of his cat. I thought it was love.'

6

a lady who fell in love with a man because he had a Facebook and she didn’t have a brain

'He had a profile picture. I had no mind.'

'He posted about his job. I thought it was exciting.'

'He had 10 friends. I had 10 seconds.'