Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Going on a long vacation from Facebook because you can't stand it anymore

I'm taking a break from Facebook for a month. No more fake lives.

Facebook is giving me anxiety. I'm going on a facebreakation.

I'm done with the drama. I'm going on a facebreakation.

2

When you give Facebook the boot for a long time and it feels like a win

I'm going on a facebreakation. No more Facebook posts at 2 a. m.

I'm done with Facebook. I'm taking a facebreakation.

I'm going on a facebreakation. Facebook can't handle me.

3

When you stop doing your homework to check Facebook and waste an hour of your life

I was doing homework and saw a post. I checked Facebook and wasted an hour.

I had to do homework but Facebook was more fun. I wasted an hour.

I stopped doing homework to check Facebook and now I have no life.

4

When you've had enough of Facebook and you just log off and never come back

I'm done with Facebook. I'm logging off forever.

I've had enough of Facebook. I'm going on a facebreakation.

I can't take it no more. I'm logging off Facebook forever.

5

When you close your Facebook account and say goodbye to all the drama

I'm closing my Facebook account. No more drama.

I'm done with Facebook. I'm closing it forever.

I'm closing my Facebook account and saying goodbye to all the fake people.

6

When someone breaks up with you on Facebook and you feel like a total idiot

He broke up with me on Facebook. I felt like an idiot.

She broke up with me on Facebook. I was so embarrassed.

He broke up with me on Facebook. I felt like a total loser.

7

When you remove your relationship status before telling your girlfriend or boyfriend and you get punished for it

I removed my relationship status before telling my girlfriend. She was so mad.

He removed his relationship status before telling me. I got punished.

I took my relationship status off before telling my boyfriend. He was so angry.