Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you give someone a blowjob like a madman in a boxing ring. Your face gets smashed like a bag of rocks.

I faceboxed my math teacher and now he’s crying in the hallway.

My cousin faceboxed a cop and got arrested for being awesome.

I faceboxed my ex and now he’s a vegetable.

2

A fancy word for Facebook. Used by people who think they're cool, but are just sad, lonely douches.

I’m on Faceboxing because I have no friends in real life.

My mom calls it Faceboxing and I think she’s a ghost.

Faceboxing is just Facebook with more pressure.

3

When you tell someone to message you on Facebook instead of talking to you like a normal person.

‘Just inbox me, I’m too lazy to talk.’

‘Don’t text me, inbox me like a savage.’

‘Why are you whispering? Inbox me, I’m not that dumb.’

4

When you stalk Facebook like a serial killer looking for the next victim.

I spent two hours on Faceboxing looking for my crush.

I faceboxed my ex just to see if he’d reply.

I faceboxed my dog and now he’s following me everywhere.

5

When you post a status that’s so political it might start a war.

‘Trump is the devil, and I’m not afraid to say it!’

‘If you don’t like the president, you’re a failure.’

‘I just got in a fight over a status update.’

6

When someone messages you on Facebook like they’re trying to save your life.

‘Hey, just wanted to say hi, no pressure.’

‘This is just a message, I’m not asking for anything.’

‘I inboxed you, I didn’t know what else to do.’

7

When you hit someone in the face with an Xbox like it’s a weapon of mass destruction.

I faceboxed my brother and broke his nose.

My friend faceboxed a teacher and got detention.

I faceboxed my mom and now she can’t see out of one eye.