Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy word for Facebook, made by people who think they're cooler than they actually are, because they're all obsessed with it and can't handle a normal conversation.

'I'm gonna facebox you later, you douchbag.'

'Why don't you just facebox me instead of talking to me like a child?'

'Facebox is just Facebook for people who think they're better than everyone else.'

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2

Sending someone a message on Facebook, because you're too lazy to talk or too scared they'll actually reply to you in a normal way.

'I'm not responding to your facebox, you're just gonna send me 10 more.'

'Why'd you facebox me at 2 a. m.? I'm not even awake yet.'

'I faceboxed him and he still replied with a meme.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

When you're so desperate to find a box on Facebook that you're probably just going to end up crying on the floor.

'I spent 20 minutes faceboxing and still didn't find the box.'

'Faceboxing is just a waste of time and energy.'

'I faceboxed my friend and now I'm lost in the algorithm.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

A way to give someone a face full of box, like a boxing match but with more screaming and less sense.

'He faceboxed me so hard, I got a bruise on my forehead.'

'Faceboxing is the only way to settle a disagreement.'

'She faceboxed him with a box and then a whole bunch of other boxes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

Posting something on Facebook that's so loud and political it makes your friends' ears bleed.

'I faceboxed my political post and now my mom is arguing with my uncle.'

'Faceboxing is like giving a speech to your entire family.'

'I faceboxed about the election and now I'm banned from my own group chat.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

When someone sends you a message on Facebook, usually because they're too lazy to actually call you or text you normally.

'I got faceboxed by my ex and now I'm confused.'

'Why did you facebox me instead of just calling me?'

'He faceboxed me and it was just a reminder that he's still single.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

7

Hitting someone in the face with an Xbox 360 because you're either trying to kill them or just really mad.

'He faceboxed me with an Xbox and now my face is broken.'

'I faceboxed my brother with a box and he still won the game.'

'She faceboxed me with an Xbox and I still didn't get the message.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago