facebowl

I looked in the facebowl and saw my future, it was sad.

My mom told me to wash my face before I went out, I did, and it didn't help.

I tried to brush my teeth in the facebowl, and now my face is stained for life.

I looked into the facebowl, and it said, 'You're gonna regret this.'

I used the facebowl to splash water at my brother, it worked, but now it's mad at me.

The facebowl stared at me like I owed it money.

I looked in the facebowl and realized I had raccoon eyes again.

I used the facebowl to wash my face, and now I look like a raccoon who got a promotion.

I tried to look fancy in the facebowl, it didn't work.

I washed my face in the facebowl before my presentation, I still made a fool of myself.

I used the facebowl to look cool, I looked like a wet dog.

I washed my face in the facebowl, and now I'm ready to die.

I washed my face in the facebowl before my mom yelled at me, it didn't help.

I used the facebowl to look good, my mom still yelled at me.

I washed my face in the facebowl, and now I'm ready to fight my mom.

I washed my face in the facebowl before I ate the whole pizza, I regretted it.

I used the facebowl to look smart, I still made a big mistake.

I washed my face in the facebowl, and now I'm ready to fail.