Facebounce

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When some schmuck texts you on Facebook but you're too lazy to reply so you log off and make them think you're deaf and dumb
My mom messaged me at 2 a. m. I turned off chat and pretended I had no fingers.
My crush sent me a message. I logged off like I was being chased by a bear.
My teacher asked me to answer a question. I turned off chat and told my dog to bite her.
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You get a message on Facebook but you're too rude to reply so you log off and act like you're ignoring a beggar
My ex said 'miss you' and I logged off like he was asking for money.
My friend asked if I wanted to hang out. I turned off chat and walked away.
My dad asked if I wanted dinner. I logged off and said I was dead.
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You get a message on Facebook but you're too mean to reply so you log off and make them think you're a ghost
My friend said 'hey' and I logged off like I was a ghost haunting the chat.
My crush sent me a message and I turned off chat like I was invisible.
My brother asked if I wanted pizza. I logged off and said I was dead and gone.
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You get a message on Facebook but you're too fake to reply so you log off and act like you're hiding from the police
My friend said 'sup' and I logged off like I was running from the cops.
My crush sent me a message and I turned off chat like I was in a prison break.
My mom asked me to do my homework. I logged off and said I was on the run.
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You get a message on Facebook but you're too proud to reply so you log off and act like you're royalty
My friend said 'what's up?' and I logged off like I was the king of the chat.
My crush sent me a message and I turned off chat like I was too busy being a queen.
My dad asked me to do my chores. I logged off and said I was too royal to listen.
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