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When Facebook crashes so hard it looks like it got run over by a truck.

The login screen was just a red error message that said 'Nope.'

I tried to post a photo and it turned my cat into a blob.

My grandma’s Facebook page started spitting out emojis like it was possessed.

When you post something so embarrassing it makes your face feel like it’s on fire.

I uploaded a photo of myself eating a whole pizza and it looked like I was screaming in pain.

My ex posted a video of me singing in the shower and it went viral.

I tagged my mom in a post about how I hate her and she shared it with 100 of her friends.

When your Facebook page gets you fired or dumped, and you’re left wondering why you ever signed up.

My boss saw my post about how I hate my job and fired me on the spot.

My boyfriend broke up with me because I posted a photo of him with a goat.

My mom got dumped by her husband because he saw her Facebook post about how she hates him.

When you’re so addicted to Facebook you start watching people’s lives like they’re on TV and you’re the only one who’s watching.

I check my ex’s page every 5 minutes just to see if he posted something about me.

I stalk my coworker’s wall so much I know what he had for breakfast.

I follow my neighbor’s life so closely I can tell when she’s having a bad day before she even posts about it.