facebork

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Posting ugly pictures or dirt about yourself or someone else on Facebook to make them look like a total mess.

I posted a photo of my ex crying in a pizza box.

My boss saw my Facebook and fired me for being a disaster.

I posted a video of my dog eating my homework.

When Facebook crashes and your face looks like it got hit by a truck.

Facebook went down and I looked like a train wreck.

I tried to log in and my face was on fire.

My whole life was on Facebook and it broke.

Getting fired or dumped because of your Facebook life, which is basically a crime.

My boss saw my Facebook and said, 'You're fired, you're a mess.'

My girlfriend dumped me because I posted her crying in a taco truck.

I got dumped because I posted my ex's cat eating my pizza.

Stalking people on Facebook like a crazy person who needs a life.

I stalk my ex on Facebook every day and it's ruining my life.

I check my crush's Facebook 10 times a day and I'm obsessed.

I posted a comment on my friend's wall and now I'm in a relationship with her mom.