Faceboredom

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Faceboredom is when you’re so bored you log onto Facebook just to pretend you’re doing something important.
I refreshed my Facebook feed 27 times because I was too lazy to actually do anything else.
I stalked my ex’s ex just to make myself feel better.
I liked a page about vintage typewriters because I had nothing better to do.
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Faceboredom is when you're so bored you stare at Facebook like it's your last chance to survive.
I sat there for 10 minutes just watching my feed update like it was a movie.
I stared at Facebook so long my eyes got sore and my brain shut off.
I opened Facebook, closed it, opened it again, and then screamed into my pillow.
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Faceboredom is when you’re so bored you click every single link on Facebook just to feel like you're doing something.
I clicked on 12 random links because I was too tired to think straight.
I clicked on a link that said 'How to Breathe Better' and then I cried.
I clicked on a post about a cat wearing sunglasses and it made me sad.
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Faceboredom is when you’re so bored you log on to Facebook just to feel like you're not completely useless.
I logged on just to see if my feed would give me a reason to live.
I posted a status about how bored I was and then deleted it immediately.
I sent a message to my best friend just to ask if she was bored too.
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